the-carrot-to-my-lou:

So, I was at the beach today, when I saw two girls arguing. 

Girl #1: “HELL NO! LEWIS IS MINE!”

Me:

Girl #2: “NO, HE’S MINE! YOU CAN KEEP NEIL!”

Me: 

Girl #1: ”I KNOW THE LYRICS TO ‘WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL’, SO THERE!”

Me:

As I walked up to them, I gave them a huge…:

And a nice and also very polite…:

Then, as I walked away:

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